You’re One Hot Dog Handcrafted Love Card
$7.00 USD
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$7.00 USD
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You’re One Hot Dog Handcrafted Love Card
$7.00 USD
Sale price
$7.00 USD
Regular price
Product Details
Nothing says romance quite like a fully loaded hot dog and an aggressively large bottle of mustard. Naughty Bear does not make the rules. He simply recognizes true love when it is properly seasoned.
This handcrafted card features a dimensional hot dog piled with mustard, ketchup, and all the important toppings, paired with the playful front wording “hot dog.” The inside continues the joke with a red condiment bottle and the printed message “love you.”
It is a fun choice for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or reminding your favorite person that they are still the hottest thing on the menu.
A matching green envelope is included. Tracking information will be emailed when your order ships.
Romantic? Yes. Questionably nutritious? Also yes.
Care & Maintenance
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Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.