{"product_id":"we-never-liked-him-anyway","title":"We Never Liked Him Anyway!","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"137\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"137\"\u003eDivorce Celebration Card – “We Never Liked Him Anyway!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"463\"\u003ePop the champagne and cue the confetti—freedom never looked so good! This bold and hilarious card is perfect for celebrating a fresh start. Featuring a vintage-style illustration of a champagne bottle bursting with celebratory energy, it proudly declares:\u003cbr data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"463\"\u003e\"Congratulations on Your Divorce – We Never Liked Him Anyway!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"496\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"496\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"476\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"497\" data-end=\"540\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"540\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"512\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matching envelope (white)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"619\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"619\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"554\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro comic-style with popping champagne and colorful confetti\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"683\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"683\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"634\"\u003eMessage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny and supportive for a newly single friend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"697\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orders ship within 5–7 days. You’ll receive an email with tracking info as soon as your order ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eWhether you're toasting to freedom, fresh starts, or just ditching the drama, this card is the perfect way to say \u003cem data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"980\"\u003echeers to you!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Naughty Bear Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46477286146296,"sku":"DivorceCelebration","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/1184\/9464\/files\/Weneverlikedhimanyway.png?v=1747945427","url":"https:\/\/www.naughtybearapparel.com\/products\/we-never-liked-him-anyway","provider":"Naughty Bear Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}