{"product_id":"std-crab-adult-humor-greeting-card","title":"STD Crab Adult Humor Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"53\" data-end=\"154\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFor the friend who appreciates a card that immediately goes off the rails.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"437\"\u003eThis handmade adult humor card features a beachy layered scene with a very concerned little crab, bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"268\"\u003e“STD”\u003c\/strong\u003e lettering on the front, and an inside surprise that says exactly what everyone is thinking: \u003cstrong data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"371\"\u003e“WTF?”\u003c\/strong\u003e It is awkward, funny, and absolutely not for the easily offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"560\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, breakups, gag gifts, inside jokes, or anyone who prefers their greeting cards with a little chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"840\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e• Handmade layered greeting card\u003cbr data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"612\"\u003e• Front design reads: \u003cstrong data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eSTD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"644\"\u003e• Inside features a crab illustration with \u003cstrong data-start=\"687\" data-end=\"697\"\u003e“WTF?”\u003c\/strong\u003e speech bubble\u003cbr data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"714\"\u003e• Cream card base with coordinating envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e• A2 size\u003cbr data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e• Blank space inside for your personal message\u003cbr data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e• Adult humor card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"977\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"855\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"858\"\u003eYour card will be carefully packaged and shipped with care. You’ll receive an email confirmation once your order ships.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Naughty Bear Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49868194316536,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/1184\/9464\/files\/STDCrabCardfront.png?v=1783380374","url":"https:\/\/www.naughtybearapparel.com\/products\/std-crab-adult-humor-greeting-card","provider":"Naughty Bear Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}