{"product_id":"i-dont-do-closets-graphic-tee","title":"I Don't Do Closets Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOut loud. Unapologetic. Unbothered. Immortally, irreversibly out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eClosets are for clothes, and honey, we've already got those covered. The \u003cem\u003eI Don't Do Closets\u003c\/em\u003e tee is your declaration, your armor, your gothic love letter to every version of yourself you refused to hide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSome of us didn't just come out of the closet. We emerged from the darkness, fangs first, ready to devour the night on our own terms. Bold rainbow lettering announces what you already know, crowned by devil horns and anchored by a bleeding heart with fangs, because living your truth is both fierce and a little dangerous. The gold filigree? That's the luxury touch, darling, because you have always been that elevated. Always been that eternal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe shadows had their time. This is yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether you're marching, brunching, or simply existing loudly and magnificently in public, this tee does the talking so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium heavyweight black tee\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex fit, wear it your way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft breathable fabric built for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA statement piece for Pride season and every dark, beautiful season after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBe seen. Be loud. Be gloriously, ferociously you. Naughty Bear doesn't do closets either. Never did. Never will.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Naughty Bear Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":48667406172408,"sku":"Closet1","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":48667406205176,"sku":"Closet2","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48667406237944,"sku":"Closet3","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra large","offer_id":48667406270712,"sku":"Closet4","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double extra large","offer_id":48667406303480,"sku":"Closet5","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Triple extra large","offer_id":48667406336248,"sku":"Closet6","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Four extra large","offer_id":48667406369016,"sku":"Closet7","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Five extra large","offer_id":48667406401784,"sku":"Closet8","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/1184\/9464\/files\/I_don_t_do_closets_ghosted.png?v=1780010694","url":"https:\/\/www.naughtybearapparel.com\/products\/i-dont-do-closets-graphic-tee","provider":"Naughty Bear Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}