{"product_id":"grim-reaper-retirement-card","title":"Grim Reaper Retirement Card","description":"\u003ch1 data-end=\"1944\" data-start=\"1682\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1716\" data-start=\"1682\"\u003eGrim Reaper Retirement Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1944\" data-start=\"1682\"\u003eDark humor for the newly retired! This vintage horror comic-inspired card features the Grim Reaper gleefully carving a tombstone that reads: \u003cem data-end=\"1944\" data-start=\"1879\"\u003e“Next stop: Carving your tombstone… But hey, no deadlines now!”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2141\" data-start=\"1946\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1973\" data-start=\"1946\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1973\" data-start=\"1948\"\u003eSize: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2002\" data-start=\"1974\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2002\" data-start=\"1976\"\u003eIncludes: White envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2020\" data-start=\"2003\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2020\" data-start=\"2005\"\u003eInside: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2141\" data-start=\"2021\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2141\" data-start=\"2023\"\u003eShipping: 5–7 days with tracking info emailed at time of shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for retirees with a wicked sense of humor.\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Naughty Bear Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46477320651000,"sku":"GrimReaper","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/1184\/9464\/files\/GrimReaper.png?v=1747946408","url":"https:\/\/www.naughtybearapparel.com\/products\/grim-reaper-retirement-card","provider":"Naughty Bear Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}