Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card

Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card

$7.00 USD
$7.00 USD
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Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
  • Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card
Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card

Doctor’s Orders: Avoid Children, Handcrafted Get Well Card

$7.00 USD
$7.00 USD
Product Details

Naughty Bear has read the label, and apparently the treatment plan is very clear: take two aspirins and stay away from children. Finally, medical advice he can get behind.

This handcrafted get well card features a cheerful little medicine bottle holding up an aspirin beneath the front joke:

“When I get a headache, I take two aspirins and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle.”

Open it up and the joke gives way to a simple “Get Well Soon” message, with room to add your own personal note.

Part of Naughty Bear Studio’s Signature Card Series, each card is handcrafted in small batches, so quantities are limited. A matching envelope is included.

Tracking information will be emailed when your order ships.

Because sometimes laughter really is the best medicine. The aspirin is just backup.
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