{"product_id":"a-mouthful-of-sheet-handcrafted-zombie-halloween-card","title":"A Mouthful of Sheet, Handcrafted Zombie Halloween Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eNaughty Bear appreciates a good Halloween joke. A bad Halloween joke might be even better.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis handcrafted Halloween card features a delightfully goofy zombie crashing his way through a spooky nighttime scene filled with pumpkins, bats, haunted houses, and just enough chaos to make him feel right at home. Layered details give the zombie and frame extra dimension against the colorful Halloween background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen the card to find the important question:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“What does a zombie get when it bites a ghost?\u003cbr\u003eA mouthful of sheet.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYep. Naughty Bear went there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA matching teal envelope is included, and there is still room inside to add your own personal message. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the Halloween lover who appreciates monsters, terrible jokes, and a little unnecessary naughtiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandcrafted in small batches, because Naughty Bear does not have an army of the undead helping out. Quantities may be limited.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTracking information will be emailed when your order ships.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Naughty Bear Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50137692078328,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/1184\/9464\/files\/Zombie-1.1.png?v=1786390737","url":"https:\/\/www.naughtybearapparel.com\/products\/a-mouthful-of-sheet-handcrafted-zombie-halloween-card","provider":"Naughty Bear Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}