{"title":"Retirement Cards","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"happy-retirement-flamingo-card","title":"Happy Retirement Flamingo Card","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"102\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"100\"\u003eHappy Retirement Flamingo Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"436\" class=\"\"\u003eCelebrate a well-deserved retirement with this quirky and charming emu card! Featuring a whimsical, hand-drawn flamingo with a slightly disheveled look, the card is set against a vintage map background framed by a pink arched border. The playful design and humorous expression make it perfect for anyone embracing their next adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"846\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"469\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"469\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"449\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"510\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"510\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"485\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matching pink envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"595\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"595\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand-drawn flamingo on a vintage map with a decorative arched pink border\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"662\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"662\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eMessage:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Happy Retirement\" in a stylish, handwritten font\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"710\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"710\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"846\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"846\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orders ship within 3 days. You will receive an email with tracking information as soon as your order is on its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"937\" class=\"\"\u003eWish them a retirement filled with fun and freedom with this unique and memorable card!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Naughty Bear Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46470295093496,"sku":"Flamingo","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/1184\/9464\/files\/FlamingoRetirment.png?v=1747701157"},{"product_id":"congrats-on-quitting-greeting-card","title":"Congrats on Quitting Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch1 data-end=\"1463\" data-start=\"1180\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1229\" data-start=\"1180\"\u003eCongrats on Quitting Before You Got Fired!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1232\" data-start=\"1229\"\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1463\" data-start=\"1180\"\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1251\" data-start=\"1248\"\u003eSay goodbye to office life with a smirk! This retro comic-style card features a character joyfully escaping a mountain of paperwork, shouting “FREEDOM!” The caption? \u003cem data-end=\"1463\" data-start=\"1417\"\u003e“Congrats on quitting before you got fired!”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1675\" data-start=\"1465\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1492\" data-start=\"1465\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1492\" data-start=\"1467\"\u003eSize: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1521\" data-start=\"1493\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1521\" data-start=\"1495\"\u003eIncludes: White envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1539\" data-start=\"1522\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1539\" data-start=\"1524\"\u003eInside: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1675\" data-start=\"1540\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1675\" data-start=\"1542\"\u003eShipping: Within 3 days with tracking info emailed at time of shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eA hilarious way to celebrate a job exit — voluntary or otherwise.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Naughty Bear Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46477312950520,"sku":"Quitting","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/1184\/9464\/files\/Quitting.png?v=1747946136"},{"product_id":"grim-reaper-retirement-card","title":"Grim Reaper Retirement Card","description":"\u003ch1 data-end=\"1944\" data-start=\"1682\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1716\" data-start=\"1682\"\u003eGrim Reaper Retirement Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1944\" data-start=\"1682\"\u003eDark humor for the newly retired! 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